Harlequin Hotels & Resorts is thrilled to
reveal that Father Christmas luxuriated at Buccament Bay Resort
recently as a present to himself before the mad rush of Christmas
Saint Nick took a break from reviewing the "Naughty or Nice"
list and reading the millions of children's letters he receives to
sip punch from a coconut by the beautiful pools, frolic in the sea
with Indigo Dive, and sing a few carols at the Harlequin Performing
One eye witness said, "Santa looks fabulous. Red is so in
right now and he's really working the six pack. A lot of mothers
will definitely be waiting up for him this Christmas!"
Widely known for his portly frame, Santa's new chiselled
features and athletic physique have caused quite a stir in the
media, with numerous websites speculating that he may have gone
under the knife in the summer.
Speaking to representatives at the resort, Father Christmas
denied the claims: "No, no, no! I merely look after myself between
Christmases. One must when one has spread magic and joy for as many
centuries as I have. I promise I will be back to my old self by
"Even if I wanted to stay this lean, after experiencing the all
inclusive luxury of Bucc Bay, where I've eaten great food at
Safran, Bamboo, The Bay and HQ for free all
week, I'm not sure I have any choice in the matter!"
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